I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.
Ellen DeGeneresYou know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.
Ellen DeGeneresI'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.
Ellen DeGeneresYou know, if you're going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wanting people to talk about you and wanting everyone to know who you are. But that also means there are going to be a whole bunch of people who don't like you. No matter who you are. I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.
Ellen DeGeneres