Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

We're just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.