Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork.

The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It was - it really is, I have a career despite myself.

Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's Adopt-A-Turkey Project.

Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most

I look at anything in nature and how things work - the stars, the pyramids - and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.