I don't really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.

Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.