I admire people who know they can't sing. There are so many people out there who can't sing, but they think they can, so they sing a lot.

Now airlines charge for everything... If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.

The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

I care passionately about equal rights [and] animal rights.

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.

I wanted to have money; I wanted to be special; I wanted people to like me; I wanted to be famous.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.