People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.

I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.

I've learned 2 things about tv. It's always easier with vodka & SOME OF THE BEST SINGERS ARE FROM THE PHILIPPINES

I think I let go of the need for approval. It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself... I could do everything based on how I want to do things.

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'

Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.