It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.

When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, " When I grow up, I want to be famous. I want to be a star. I want to be in movies. When I grow up I want to see the world, drive nice cars. I want to have groupies." But my idea of success is different today. For me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and not to give into peer pressure, to try to be something that you're not. To live your life as an honest and compassionate person. To contribute in some way.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.