Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these disorders with three letters because we don't have the time or patience to pronounce the entire disorder. That should be a disorder right there, TBD - Too Busy Disorder.

If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.

Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.

So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and then tape, and the tape is like government tape. It says 'open here.' Is that sarcasm?