A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.
Ellen DeGeneresYou know, radio DJ's must really love to talk to theirselves. Especially when they have the graveyard shift. 'Hey this is Ellen with 89.1. It is currently three in the morning. There are few cars on the road. And it your still listening heres a little music to get you to dance.
Ellen DeGeneresYou know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'
Ellen DeGeneresThere are โwell-known secretsโ out there and there are people who are โso happy they could die.โ Sometimes people are so sad they have to laugh and sometimes things feel so wrong, theyโre right. Basically what Iโm saying is, I usually donโt know what people are talking about.
Ellen DeGeneres