I don't consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. "Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2."

The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.

I hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.

I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known as a kind person.

A circus! 100 clowns of injustice have climbed out of the tiny clown car of this court room.