One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not.

So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we've checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.

No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.