I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle

Being a teenager and figuring out who you are is hard enough without someone attacking you.

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God. They don't harbour resentment.

I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and that doesn't help.

We focus so much on our differences, and that is creating, I think, a lot of chaos and negativity and bullying in the world. And I think if everybody focused on what we all have in common - which is - we all want to be happy.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.