Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

I won't have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won't be mean. You don't have to be mean to be honest.

I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.

I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.

The song 'If I Had a Hammer' is geared toward people who don't have a hammer. Maybe before I had a hammer I thought I'd hammer in the morning and hammer in the evening. But once you get a hammer, you find you don't really hammer as much as you thought you would.

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that.