Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to people like Bill Cosby, Tina Fey and Will Ferrell, it really makes me wonder… why didn't I get this sooner?

Gratitude is looking on the brighter side of the life, even if it means hurting your eyes.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.

Above all, I strive to be the best I can - to be better than I was yesterday and better tomorrow.