I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity.

It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.

You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!

It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.

You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.

You're gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.