Meditation is helping me learn to sit still. Twenty minutes of meditation in the morning is a nice way to start my day. If you can actually sit still and really get to that place of silence, you realize what's important and what's not important. Little things don't usually get to me anymore.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

The world is filled with negativity. I want people to watch me and think, “I feel good, and I’m going to make somebody else feel good today.

I don't want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He's being chased by a lion. That's stress. You're not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I'll tell you that right now.

What goes up must come down, which is why I don't wear tube tops.

I think there's too much mult-tasking going on. I think people need to quiet down and focus and be still more.