Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.

I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special parts inside a clamp to test him for anything, I think they would come up with a new plan before the doctor finished saying, "Put that thing there so I can crush it.

It's nice when people love you....for you.

You know, if you're going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wanting people to talk about you and wanting everyone to know who you are. But that also means there are going to be a whole bunch of people who don't like you. No matter who you are. I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.