Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.

If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.

You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!

I've got a lot to say about television. There's a lot going on in television right now and I feel like a huge part of television.

I don't know who had the bright idea of teaching pneumonia how to walk, but I'd like to find that dunderhead before he decides he wants to teach it how to drive.

I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who's making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.