Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody like that to a movie but you don't realize until you get there that you're with somebody like that? Brand new movie. First day it's open. You're there together and the entire time they're sitting there: Where's she going? Why'd he do that? Is he mad at her? I don't know, let's watch and find out together shall we? You know who you are. You're denying it right now: I do not do that. Why is she saying that?. What's she gonna say next?
Ellen DeGeneresThat's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it.
Ellen DeGeneresThere are โwell-known secretsโ out there and there are people who are โso happy they could die.โ Sometimes people are so sad they have to laugh and sometimes things feel so wrong, theyโre right. Basically what Iโm saying is, I usually donโt know what people are talking about.
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