Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!

It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like.

Haters are my motivators

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.