Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.

It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.

Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's Adopt-A-Turkey Project.