I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

My hair is always at its best in New York. I don't know what's in the water. It could be mousse.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!

Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not.