Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

Hosting the Emmys is a challenge for me. I guess it's the equivalent of someone who needs to climb a mountain or jump out of a plane. It's that kind of thing, where this could go terribly wrong. And I love the feeling of when it goes right.

True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

The stand up, everything was accidental. I never grew up and was the class clown and had to get the attention. It was - it really is, I have a career despite myself.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.