Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.

I get my dance moves from just moving around and listening to music and not really worrying about if it's perfect or not.

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

I personally chose to go vegan because I educated myself on factory farming and cruelty to animals, and I suddenly realized that what was on my plate were living things, with feelings. And I just couldn't disconnect myself from it any longer. I read books like 'Diet for a New America' and saw documentaries like 'Earthlings' and 'Meet your Meat,' and it became an easy choice for me.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.