Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and that doesn't help.

The definition of success changes. Success is to live your life with integrity and not give in to peer pressure to be something you're not. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path; unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that.

Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you, my friend. You have no need to be insecure. That nagging feeling is absolutely right on target. You are not that smart. But I have more good news for you. You are also not alone.

Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.

Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!