The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.

I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer out there.

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.

All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn't see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn't seeing a therapist. And it turns out I'm very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour.

It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like.