You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

I'm not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it's clear. It's Jared Leto. I mean, he's the prettiest. Boy is he pretty

Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.

I never see the glass half empty because I drink out the bottle

The word "yoga" literally means "uniting", because when you're doing it you are uniting your mind and your body. You can tell this almost immediately because your mind will be thinking, "Ouch, that hurts," and your body will say, "I know." And your mind will think, "You have to get out of this position." And your body will say, "I agree with you, but I can't right now. I think I'm stuck.