You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'

If you're in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

If we lose our phones, we lose our phone books. You don't memorize numbers anymore.

In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.

Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything.