I wrote comedy sketches in college.

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

I can't do impressions.

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.