Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

Improv is mostly what I've studied.

I can't do impressions.