When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

I can't do impressions.

One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.