One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.

My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.

I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

I ended up majoring in English, which I'm not particularly fluent in.

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.