I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you." We can't go through our lives just being grateful for everything.

Improv is mostly what I've studied.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.