I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised.

I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you." We can't go through our lives just being grateful for everything.

I can't do impressions.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

I ended up majoring in English, which I'm not particularly fluent in.