In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you." We can't go through our lives just being grateful for everything.

I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist.

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.

In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.