In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

I once heard an exec say, "If you don't ask for it, we can't give it to you." We can't go through our lives just being grateful for everything.

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.