In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'

When I laugh hard, sometimes I wet my pants, but I'm always relieved because that means I'm having a good time.

I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show.

I can't do impressions.

Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.