I wiggle my shoulders, I shake my legs, I walk up and down the stage, I hop around on one foot. But I never bump and grind. Why, that's vulgar. I'd never do anything vulgar before an audience. My mother would never allow it.

I think I have something tonight that's not quite correct for evening wear. Blue suede shoes.

The image is one thing and the human being is another...it's very hard to live up to an image.

Man, I really like Vegas.

What's the good of reaching 90, if you waste 89?

In my beach shack, we'll be alone. In my beach shack, I'll make you feel at home.

I'd just like to be treated like a regular customer.