Then I break a glass and I slit my very innermost thigh so that I can pretend that I'm menstru--- well, unavailable.

If you want to be safe, walk in the middle of the street.

My reasons to live Were my reasons to die But at least they were mine Now I've freedom unbound Cut the laces of life

Nothing in my life has ever made me want to commit suicide more than people's reaction to my trying to commit suicide.

We had people fainting during the last tour, but I'm aiming for people to actually drop dead at this one.

I'm a big stupid history nerd.

Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.