Then I break a glass and I slit my very innermost thigh so that I can pretend that I'm menstru--- well, unavailable.

We had people fainting during the last tour, but I'm aiming for people to actually drop dead at this one.

I was reading everything under the sun from music history to feminist literature to Shakespeare, which is why I'm not a complete idiot at this time.

What if I'm an angel without wings to take me home?

I could have guessed it all along, cuz now some drama queen is gonna write a song for me

Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood, then I would be free to drink tea in the mud!