Then I break a glass and I slit my very innermost thigh so that I can pretend that I'm menstru--- well, unavailable.

I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.

Studies show: Intelligent girls are more depressed Because they know What the world is really like Don't think for a beat it makes it better When you sit her down and tell her Everything gonna be all right She knows in society she either is A devil or an angel with no in between She speaks in the third person So she can forget that she's me

I could have guessed it all along, cuz now some drama queen is gonna write a song for me

I am personally not a lover of audiobooks in general, and I am indeed one of those people who don't count listening to a book being read by someone else as actually having read that book. It simply is not reading.

Simply put, if you are a Wayward Victorian Girl, I'll find you.

I was reading everything under the sun from music history to feminist literature to Shakespeare, which is why I'm not a complete idiot at this time.