You may think you're married to a woman, but she's really an overgrown child.

If you didn't want to be written about, you shouldn't have been born to a writer!

Sometimes people back themselves into corners where they think they have to make kind of an engraved-in-stone decision.

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

Love is not shown by giving your toddler a car. It's better demonstrated by clapping as she bangs on pots or singing to her while she plays with her cheap little bath toys in the tub.

I hate a messy kitchen and my more casual husband has come to recognize it's more pleasant for him to clean up after himself rather than deal with me hating a messy kitchen.

Obama's major accomplishment is himself. This can be an effective argument to make to undecided voters and something Obama has to artfully address.