You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do with my life, Diane. But I'm hoping being shaped like a barbell could only be a hindrance.

To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you.

if you'e going to do something, darling, then do it all the way.

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do with my life, Diane. But I'm hoping being shaped like a barbell could only be a hindrance.