... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.

if you'e going to do something, darling, then do it all the way.

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

We "chicks" have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Mathew McConaughey or Seth Rogan.

You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do with my life, Diane. But I'm hoping being shaped like a barbell could only be a hindrance.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?