if you'e going to do something, darling, then do it all the way.

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.

if you'e going to do something, darling, then do it all the way.

You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do with my life, Diane. But I'm hoping being shaped like a barbell could only be a hindrance.

To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you.

We "chicks" have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Mathew McConaughey or Seth Rogan.