Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know what I'm going to do with my life, Diane. But I'm hoping being shaped like a barbell could only be a hindrance.

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask

We "chicks" have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Mathew McConaughey or Seth Rogan.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

To all the guys who broke our hearts - we wouldn't appreciate what we have today without you.

I've learned that hurting you feels infinitely worse than being hurt myself.