Thatโs what I thought. When I looked that human in the face. I figured he was either a genius or crazy.โ Artemisโs cool eyes glared at them from the screen. โSo which is it?โ asked Foaly. โA genius or crazy?โ Root grabbed his tri-barreled blaster from the gun rack. โWhatโs the difference?
Eoin ColferHow was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.
Eoin ColferI can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that despicable centaur Foaly hasn't succeded in splicing surveillance equiptment to plants? So get rid of all the flowers. Rocks, too. I don't trust them. Sullen little blebers.
Eoin ColferYou guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.
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