When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.

It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.

So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.

I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.

There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.

I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.