A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?

The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, OCD. I've got them all, but most of all, I'm crazy about you.