I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.
Eoin ColferHe threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis" "Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?
Eoin ColferEveryone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.
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