Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.

Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending.

I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.