Artemis: (shocked) Why, Doctor? This is a sensitive area. For all you know I could be suffering from depression. Doctor Po: I suppose you could. Is that the case? Artemis: (head in hands) It's my mother, Doctor. Doctor Po: Yes? Artemis: My mother, she... Doctor Po: Your mother, yes? Artemis: She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy when the school's so-called counsellors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

Mulch was not impressed. 'I'm not impressed,' he said.

A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.

Look at those two. Wasting time. You wouldn't catch me doing that.

I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.