Hilarious, dude. You should, like, have your own show.

Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl

How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

Miss me? Bet you did ... so would I.

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you.