(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

Holly frowned at her. "Glad to see you've forgiven yourself so quickly." "Harboring feelings of guilt can have a negative affect on mental health." "Child geniuses," growled Holly. "Genii," said Minerva.

Well, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn." Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer. Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.