There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.
Eoin ColferIn spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.
Eoin Colfer