Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?

You display inordinate pride for someone who has completed a task which could have been performed by a lesser primate in a shorter time.

I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.

(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)

Who or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.

But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.

Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.