I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?

Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.

When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

He took a deep, shuddering breath. "Okay. I said it, it's out there. And I am fine now. So let's move on, shall we? What's the plan?

I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.