In spite of what youngsters think, parents do not get a sneaky thrill out of punishing their children.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.

He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis" "Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.