Maybe Iโll keep you.โ Abbot chuckled and prodded Artemisโs back with his sword. โItโd be nice to have a pet human around. I could teach you tricks.โ โI have a trick for you,โ said Artemis, and he fired a single blast from the gun.
Eoin ColferOrion nodded, then asked, โDwarf cheese?โ โCheese made by dwarfs.โ โOh,โ said Orion, relieved. โThey make it. Itโs not actually . . .โ โNo. What a horrible thought.โ โExactly.
Eoin ColferSo, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.
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