Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. "I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut." Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell. "I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.

Artemis: How long will it take you to prepare the time spell? N1 chewed his knuckle: About as long as it takes you to take your clothes off. "Aaarrk," Artemis half choked.

I'm LEP. A captain. No rent-a-cop gnome is going to stand in the way of my orders.